A month ago, I realized that I had contracted H9N9. Rather than wait for death, I spent countless days and nights trying all sorts of ingredients and combinations. Finally, I found it. It was a miracle. And today, I’m ready to reveal my secret.
Category: Fall 2017
FLW1, or Flaw 1, virus leads to alterations in one’s appearance, whether that be an isolated limb or one’s entire body, it does not alter one’s original genome… As of right now there is no cure….
Over the course of the past few months, a number of diseases ran through the world, cutting the population nearly in half. An investigation into these diseases revealed that they were all mutations of a single virus.
This disease is called “meaningfluenza” a viral infection that is believed to be on the verge of spreading around the globe.
On this fine first day of summer, we will chat about the recent, erm, “cooties” disease in children that has been worrying many parents.